So here I am again!
Rant and Rave with Jayne!!! I have had writers
block and my brain has been strained lately, so I
hope this all comes out AOK!!! I did a wonderful DJ
stint in Atlanta, at the fantabulous Twinkle Dome.
Atlanta*s answer to the Squeezebox and Gllitter
Dome! Alot of fab trannies and cute rock boys!
Good mixed crowd and great music. I guest DJed with
Hotlanta DJ, and drag artist, Miss. Tiny Tears. We
spun a Sinsational mixture of 70*s Glam and Punk.
To name just a few, we played, Iggy, T. Rex, The
Ramones, Bowie, Louie The 14th, and Blondie. The
night was full of Glam Freaks, Punk Chicks and
Drunken Men!!! He He. I flirted and caused as much
trouble as I possibly could! I had several shots of
Tequila and I was as Mad as a Hatter on a jumbo bowl
of Magic Mushroom Soup!!! Cambells don*t know the
best of it! The next night (Sat.) I trotted down to
Swinging Richards! Atlanta*s hottest male stripper
club! And in Atlanta, they can take it ALL off!!!
And honey, they shake those things in your face till
you drool like a hound dog after a wounded
rabbit!!! ATTENTION LOS ANGELES!!! Ms. County is
arriving the first week of June to go into the
recording studio to cut three songs with fellow
cohorts, Ginger Coyote, Cherry Vanilla and the
immortal Warhol Superstar, Ms. Holly Woodlawn, star
of Trash and Women In Revolt (Revolting Women!)
This will be a historic occassion indeed! We will
be recording the future anthem of the Trans
Generation, called *Hey, Hey, We Are The Trans
Generation!!!* We will also be recording a very
upbeat, Punk version of the Shrilles hit *Boys*,
also recorded by the Beatles. And also a Ginger
Coyote original called *Rock and Roll RepubliKKKan.*
This song is sure to cause alot of controversy
bacause we name and expose some big names in the
business who are narrow minded, right wing, homo
and trans phobic Fascist Scum!!!!!!! The entire
sordid affair will also be filmed for a future docu.
movie called *In The Studio With Four On The
Floor!!!* There is also talk of a live show
featuring Holly in a wheelchair, doing The Fly and
The Jerk as we sing, shout and strut our stuff for
any fool who will succumb to our charms!!! The
backup chorus line will include some of LA*s most
infamous, trans personalities. Oh and hey all you
freaks in Pittsburg. Ms. County will be DJing at a
party for The Warhol Museum on May 27! New York
City, beat musician and poet, Richard Hell will be
reading from some of his most famous poems and
books. This tribute to the New York Downtown scene
is rumoured to be wild! And the word is, that
*anything goes!!!* So see you there!!!
Yes, well *The Times
They Are A Changin* again, and it*s about fucking
time!!! More and more people are finally waking up
to the fact that we have a NUTJOB OF A FASCIST
SCUMBAG as a president!!! It makes me SICK TO MY
STOMACH to hear that son of a bitch (NO. He is a
self made bitch!!!) use 9/11 as an excuse for his
twisted and hateful policies! My the spirits of
9/11 haunt him the rest of his miserable life!!!
Thank you Isis for showing the light to Neil
Young!!! What a great new PROTEST cd he has out!
And when he performed *Impeach The President* every
ceo at Capitol records stood up and applauded!!!
Even those rich bastards realize what an asshole of
a jerk our Great Leader is!!! And I was never a big
Bruce Springsteen fan either, but he has really
stood up to the right wing, by coming out against
Bush and his RepubliKKKan Gestapo!!!! One thing
though. These neo con Neanderthals have given us,
once again, a new PROTEST MOVEMENT. And one that
will make the Hippie movement of the 60*s look like
a tea party!!! And let*s face it kids, if it weren*t
for the Hippies there would have been NO ROAD for
the Glam and Punk movements to travel down!!! That*
right!!! The Hippies were a huge alternative, anti
government movement that paved the way for some of
the best Rock an Roll of all time. Plus they got
AMERIKKKA LOOSE! They refused to be put down by
the twisted, Powers That Be and they stood up to all
kinds of bullshit that the government was trying to
shove down people*s throats and up their asses!!! So
when I hear so called PUNKS put down Hippies it
makes me angry because they are ignorrant and have
no fucking idea what the fuck they are talking
about!!! The Hippie movement taught us that we do
not have to put up with gov. bull shit. And that we
can all STAND UP AND FIGHT BACK!!! So people like
that idiot. GENE SIMMONS FROM KISS, can kiss my
royal HIPPIE, GLAM PUNK SHITTY ASSHOLE!!! I LOVE
KISS. But Gene Simmons, besides being a dirty old
man, is a narrow minded, homo and trans phobic, war
mongering, Bush licking, RepubliKKKan, Fascist
MORON!!! There is nothing more disgusting, that a
Rock and Roll RepubliKKKan!!! When they support the
Repubublikkkans, they support a band of Nazi scum
that want to deny me and my Gay, Lesbian, Bi and
Trans brothers and sisters, their RIGHTS!!! Making
us secord class citizens in our own country!!! This
is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! So all you Rock and Roll
RepubliKKKans, BEWARE!!! Jayne County is COMING
AFTER YOU!!! You are on my FIGHTING SIDE!! And
this you must know. You are on the WRONG SIDE OF
HUMANITY AND DECENT HUMAN HISTORY!!! Love the
bands, hate the Rock and Roll RepubliKKKans in
them!!! Love the Ramones, hate Johnny! Love Alice
Cooper, Hate his born again Christian, RepubliKKKan
politics. Hate Ted Nugent. A gun nut from Planet
Psychoville. And totally DESPISE Kid Rock, A
moronic hoollagan, from the caves of a by gone age!
YOU are denying me my rights as an Amerikan
citizen!!! I, Jayne County, am a Rock and Roll
Transgender, Freako, Hippy, Glam, Punk Fuck You
Revolutionary!!! YOU are a Rock and Roll
RepubliKKKan, and you are my ememy!!! The WAR is on
and I got my fighting heels and my Tranny war paint
on!!! Get the fuck outta my way cause I am ready to
FIGHT you!!! Get outta my way if you can*t lend a
hand, cause The Times They Are A Changin
AGAIN!!!!!!! We are the TRANSGENERATION and we are
sweeping the NATION. We*re comin to your town, so
don*t you put us down. WE WANT THE WORLD AND WE WANT
IT
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF ROCK AND
ROLL
REPUBLIKKKANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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