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Review of Austrian
"Double Brutal"
By: Pamela Torres
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! HAHAHA! I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT! Conceived just a couple of years ago in San Diego, California, Austrian Death Machine is a new side project blueprinted by Tim Lambesis, the lead singer and founder of As I Lay Dying. Mixing together Spinal Tap's art of musical parody with some guns, sweat and steroids, the band (which includes guys like James Gericke, Jeff Gretz and Mark MacDonald, among many other guest players) demolished people's speakers with the debut LP "Total Brutal." Released in the latter half of 2009 by Metal Blade Records, the 2-disc sophomore hand grenade known as "Double Brutal" is a pumped up muscle mass of testosterone-injected turbo thrash and vein-popping punk lyrics inspired by famous movie quotes uttered by our Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger. Both uber-violent and goofy at the same time with a thick German accent, this album is a suprisingly good headbanging novelty for fans of explosive action, pulverizing bass guitars, and R-rated violence! Highly recommended!
Disc 1:
1. DOUBLE AHHNOLD (skit)
2. NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS (from Terminator 2)
3. LET OFF SEOM STEAM BENNETT (from Commando)
4. WHO WRITES THE SONGS? (bomb track skit)
5. IT'S SIMPLE. IF IT JIGGLES, IT'S FAT (from Pumping Iron)
6. SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER (from Total Recall)
7. HEY COOKIE MONSTER! NOTHING IS AS BRUTAL AS NEAAHHH! (skit)
8. WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES? (from Jingle all the Way)
9. COME ON COHAAGEN, GIVE DEEZ PEOPLE EHYAR (from Total Recall)
10. WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE 2? (from Kindergarden Cop)
11. COME ON, DO IT, COME ON, KILL ME, DO IT NOW! (from Predator)
12. ALLOW ME TO BREAK THE ICE (from Batman & Robin)
13. CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? (from Conan the Barbarian)

Disc 2:
1. INTO TO THE INTRO
2. TERMINATOR 2 THEME
3. HELL BENT FOR LEATHER (from T2/Judas Priest cover)
4. TIME TRAVEL - THE METALLICA CONSPIRACY
5. TRAPPED UNDER ICE (from Batman & Robin/Metallica cover)
6. IRON FIST (from Terminator/Motorhead cover)
7. RECALLING MARS
8. I TURNED INTO A MARTIAN (from Total Recall/Misfits cover)
9. KILLING IS MY BUSINESS...AND BUSINESS IS GOOD (from Everything/Megadeth cover)
10. TACTICALLY DANGEROUS - CANNIBAL COMMANDO (from Commando/Goretorture cover)
11. GOTTA GO! (from Terminator/Agnostic Front cover)

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