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L.A. Scoop
by Tequila Mockingbird


Ahh the weather is beautiful now. I’ve been crazy from the heat for quite a while. All is quiet in Tequilaville.I went to see Flipper and the Melvins at the Henry Fonda Theatre. That pace is such a civilized venue. I ran into Mike from the art gallery Cowboy in Silverlake Smog Vomit, from Candye Cane’s band, Bob Lee and his lovely wife Elise who writes for LAIST online and ton’s of old schoolers.  I left during Mudhoney and had a great night at Cowboy, dancing the night away... The Melvins were great! KXLU threw this bash with the help of Goldenvoice.

 I am concentrating on Club Fluffer at the Hyperion Tavern every other Thursday. I’m playing at TAIX on Wednesday with Madame Pamita and on the 30th I am playing the 1second film cabaret with my friend Slobbery Jim. I’m looking for some acts for that event so get in touch if you want to play for more info look at www.1secondfilm.com I went to Pasadena to visit the Bus that they are building for ' The Road To Oprah celebration."

The Doo Dah Parade s coming and we want to include local bands, Marijuana Nation, and artist floats get in touch with me at www.tequilatattoo@yahoo.com for more info or check it all out at wwwPasadenadoodahparade.com.

Who hates the parking situation in Hollywood? Everyone. I heard they are building 44 new clubs in the heart (If Hollywood has a Heart) of Hollywood. All of a sudden there are stabbings and robbery and all manner of crap going on here. It seem like greedy and seedy is latest trend.

Josie Cotton and I sat in with Ginger Coyote at Safari Sam’s.  Ginger had us sing back up for one of my favorites ” If you don’t want to F--- me Baby Baby--- off.”

 I loved the rousing rendition of “ Dildo’s are a girls best friend.” It was a very exciting.evening.

We opened for the Vibrators. The joint was packed with lots of old friends. Piss Ant opened and the Vibrators sold tons of merchandise. I went back the next night and there was a 15-dollar charge each at the door for Rockabilly night. Geez Louise, That was a 50 buck visit including drinks ouch! That will teach me to bring my Press card next time. I have not eaten there but the food looks great. Dave Anger and I did’nt even see a band we just went to talk to Scott who use to play with us in a slew of Punk bands in the 80’s.

I still love Karaoke at the Rainbow on Tuesdays. Miss Kimmy is cool and I get to bone up on my Zeppelin chops.

I went to a Tee Gee in Atwater Village, now that is a great bar. Very laid back. It is owned and run by a little Italian family. The bartenders are cute and the jukebox is happening. I love that neighborhood bar feeling, we used to have that here in Hollywood.

I get out of town on the weekends to collect my thoughts in the unaffected areas.

It’s all to trendy in Hollywood, it resembles a Pimp and Ho ball. Mini skirts and Rappers everywhere, not to mention Scientologist, gangbangers and tourists…Now our lives are just a reality show.They  must have learned it all from MTV.

I recently got rid of the DooDoo in my life. I mean the people who don’t get it and think I’m a snob if I don’t let them breath down my neck all the time. I tried to tell everyone I needed a little space but they took it personally and made it worse till they all became part of my Spam filter.

Too bad people can’t just relax.  Oh Well! I still love you all!

Hell is coming on Wednesday, September 26 at The IVAR/Facade: 6356 Hollywood Blvd.  Electro-Industrial Decadance for the Morally Challenged, In the Main Area: Industrial - EBM - Futurepop – Noize w/ guest DJ Courtney and Danny of BONDAGE BALL: Ethereal - Darkwave
Level 2: Live performance by Suicide Holiday ex-NIN guitarist Ralf Dietel
BONDAGE! & The Wicked Producer, Explico, Peter Alan Richard, Brad L Cooper, Taslimur, Lorenzo Sperlonga, Mike Bilz, Jason Dissent, Lizzy Layne, Pinkgrenade®, John Hicks, Topper Anthony from XIII Designs, Douglas Alvarez, James Groves, Emily J. Steigerwald, Mondo of NitewolF Studios, Christian Cadiz, Erebus Films & Photography, UNEQUALART, The Joker, Roger Cornwall Jr., K. Howell, Alicia, PACKMAN, Gaston, Luanie Kologi, Pictor Photography, Silventar, Jinx, 4614, SPHINX, Junky Christ, Heather Lloyd, SUSPECT ART, and Danielle Masucci Hot Tease Review by Madame Sunset & her Hollywood Kittens and

 Fetish/BDSM performances by: BDSM/Fetish performances by:Master Angelus & Sir SkipDog
CharlyB, Fetish Jade & Syrus Mistress Melissa, Silventar Orpheus & Simon Blaise of Cirque de SadePKL Industries playing on quality lifestyle furniture courtesy of Uncensored Designs

Sure sounds like fun! I’ll stop over after my gig at TAIX!

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Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com


 

 

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