Rockstarlet
by Timm Carney

Symposium Books is an independent bookstore on the uber groovy Westminster St. in Providence.  Taped to the window was an office paper sized sign announcing a reading by Stuart Lewis.  “Who the fuck is Stuart Lewis?” I asked myself.  Upon further investigation I found he’d written a book called “Rockstarlet”.  It was the story of a gay man trying to success in mainstream rock culture and music business.  Sounds good I thought. I made a mental note of the day and time of the reading along with a cryptic written note in case my rather weak retention skills failed me.

It was a hot August night, very Neil Diamond; Symposium Books arranged chairs on the sidewalk in front of the store.  Stuart Lewis was introduced and he smiled.  He’s cute.  A tall dirty blonde with a nice smile and laughing eyes.  He sat down, pulled out a matte black acoustic guitar, and played.  He played one song put the guitar down and picked up his book.  He read from the introduction.  The plot is apparently a semi-autobiographical story of his experiences as a gay man in the music Business.  The book starts with him in New York at Virgin Records signing a record contract.  He is brought there by two completely closeted gay men in the “industry”.  Be straight is their advise.  There is an inner conflict, but he does what one does and signs the contract in order to “live the dream”.

Time for another song from he newly released CD which was available for only ten dollars.  He plays and sings well.  I’ve never been a fan of acoustic guitar so it’s really hard for me to judge. If there are no amps, it’s all Joni Mitchell to me.

The next segment of the book he read was about LA.  “I don’t hate LA. I just like to make fun of it.” A sentiment I could totally relate to.  Gyms, Xanex, limousines with possible celebrities, isn’t that the essence of LA?   

Stuart’s writing style is glib and fun but under the barb there is truth. His songs are filled with “vague pronouns” and ambiguous gender.  I would have bought a copy of his book but the bookstore had sold out due to a group of groupie chicks.  Good for him!  Pedi-cabs and shoppers passed often stopping to listen to the reading. Stuarts writing and delivery is involving, he’s just telling you a story and it’s fun.  I am assuming this guy’s hysterical at a party.

So to make a long story short; if you are looking for a fun book to read “Rockstarlet” seems to be it.  But what do I know, I haven’t read it.


 

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