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Well, first of all I want to apologize for not being able to write as many columns as usual. I am helping take care of two sick parents and it tends to take toil on me at times. Before I talk about the wonderful and fantastic *Squeezebox Film* and partay and want to give a special FUCK YOU to asshole and fake DR. PHIL!!!
This nasty old turd was so nasty and judgmental to a Transgender Dad on his tacky show. It made me FURIOUS. And I have written him several letters expressing my displeasure at his narrow minded shit stomping! Just because this poor Trans Girl mistakenly thought she was a male and fathered some children then decided she could not take it anymore and reached the very brave decision to transform into female, Dr. Phil attacked her for *the way* she went about it all to her family! As if there is any right way at all! What is the right way to tell your children and wife that you are not really a man that you are a woman and now want to remedy the situation??? Dr. Phil you are no better than The Jerry Springer show and I am sure you think yourself way above Mr. Springer.
Well guess what. You are just as ignorant and stupid as the Jerry Springer Show, which also treats Transgender People badly! Sure this Trans dad had no idea how to go about telling her family, but you Mr. Phil, are a hypocrite and you should take off your angel wings and apologize to THE ENTIRE TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY for your heartless stupidity! And if I had a family like the one she had, I wouldn*t even give them the time of day! Narrow minded, retards! She could have just DISAPPEARED off the face of the earth and told them NOTHING!
But at least she tried, even if it was
a
failure!
But the family (Oh HOLY HOLY!!!)
were totally
negative and heartless! As usual, it is not the Trans
Person or Gay Person who breaks up the family. It is the family
'cause they are so narrow
minded!
So Dr. Philopia, take your high and mighty, holier
than thou attitude and shove it up your redneck,
Now on to
some FUN FUN FUN till her
daddy takes her wig away!!! LONG
LIVE
LA SQUEEZEBOX!!! And thanks to the entire gang for such a wild and fun partay last Fri, April 25th!!!
The opening night partay
for the Squeezebox Film was a smash in the best T R
A S H tradition!!! ONE NATION UNDER
TRASH. WITH
My four
daze in
It was such a LAME
excuse to harass PARTY
PEOPLE
that I can*t even remember
what the fuck SHE called
it! Ms. Julihorny,
closet TRANS
mayor of the NEO CONSERVATIVE NEW YORK CITY.
The REAL
Everyone go see the film! All the Squeezebox regulars are there to thrill and shock you! As well as some stars that dropped in to see what condition their condition was in!!! Oh the list is too long to go on and on about. GO SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE! 'cause I don*t wanna spoil the ending for you!!! Ending??? Did I say that word???
The Squeezebox will
never end. Like The New York
Dolls*
*Endless Party.*
Max*s
And history is where *history making clubs* like the Squeezebox will amaze future generations. *WOW, WHY CAN*T NYC BE LIKE THAT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW???????????????*
There was
Well, the party was at the Blender Theatre on East 23rd st. A great space for such an event. Great dance floor. Big stage for all the girls to stomp around on, screeching out some of the best Rock and Roll you will ever hear! The Squeezebox Band this time around was a site to behold and to hear! Howie Pyro was thumping it out on the bass and Toilet Boys drummer, Electric Eddie, and guitarists Jamie Burke and David Matos were driving up the chords of rock and roll like the last party for Armageddon!! Which by the way is the name of a track I did for my CD "Goddess Of Wet Dreams" available on ESP records! *Party Till Armageddon!* (A bit of PR thrown in for me! Sorry!)
The performers were all in top form! A few of the highlights were Miss Guy and Deborah Harry singing a raunchy version of Blondie*s *Rip Her To Shreds.* And Justin Bond and Lily Of The Valley doing *Ice Ice Baby*, oops I mean *Under Pressure*, left David Bowie*s original version up shit creek! Is Lily with one or two l*s? Lily. Lilly. Hmmmm. But I don*t know what the HELL John Cameron Mitchell was trying to achieve! It sounded like Country Music on bad LSD! I love John, he is adorable and an incredible talent, but honey PULEEEEEEEEEEZE!!! John, you should have done HEDWIG!!!
Squeezebox is where Hedwig got her start, I don*t understand why John did not do HEDWIG!!!!!!!!! AND if you had wanted to bring down the house you could have had ME AND HEDWIG. That*s JAYNE COUNTY AND HEDWIG, sing a song together! Now that would have been some history! And it would have had to be the last song cause the buzz would have NEVER gone away!!!!!!!!!!!! OH JOHN, JOHN, JOHN WHERE FORE ART THOU JOHN?????????? What a great opportunity to bring some untied ribbons of satin together!!! The TWAIN THAT TIES would have been un -knotted!!! The breach would have been healed!!!
Judah and Zerrah would have been united and the King*s Daughters would have been given to marriage! Ms. Guy was amazing on stage doing the Toilet Boys song *Another Day In The Life!* (Not the Beatles song!) Mistress Formika was the hostess with the mostess as usual! What a fucking voice. And that figure! I hate that bitch! LOL! Mistress always added that extra spark of madness to all the Squeezebox parties. Without Mistress, it just wouldn*t be the same! Well, I can*t be expected to remember mentioning everyone! I am getting senile these daze and my mind is heavy with worry so please give me some slack my dears!!! Oh and my dear friend THEO was gorgeous on stage.
And I do believe that she has one of the best voices around today. And Toilet Boy Shaun, hmmmm what a hunk. And one of the best guitar players in Rock and Roll! And of course, yours truly was there performing and screeching out the old Barbarian*s hit, *Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?* Of course I have made it my own thru the years of torture and performing in every toilet from here to eternity!!! You can actually see me performing it on You Tube.
Also I got a great slideshow up for the song on my You Tube page. Up at the front of the stage was the legendary Rock photographer Leee Black Childers (Spelled with THREE E*s!). He shot some great stuff. Go to his My Space and check out la photos!!! Also while I was in NYC this trip I recorded more tracks with The She Wolves and The Lipstick Killers. So look out for that!!! Don*t forget to go to my web site at jaynecounty.com and check out the action!
And check out my My Space and You Tube pages! On to more Squeezebox! The backstage action was really fun! There was a special VIP room as well with stars like John Waters and Bebe Buell. There were other stars but I can*t remember them all cause I stayed in my dressing room being filmed and medicated! My personal photographer, Michael Foxe (Not the actor!) tried to keep me as calm as poss. I posed for pics with Ms. Harry and John C. Mitchell. Where are those photos????????
Well, all and all it was
a
night to never
forget!!! Well, my
dears, your Auntie
Jayne is knackered out and I must flee to dreamland where everyone is
gorgeous
and the world is perfect!! Don*t
forget.
Go see the Squeezebox Movie and every time it shows
LOL. See
ya!!!
FREE DOWNLOAD
"Season OF The Bitch"
(Rough high vocal mix.
Band mixes will follow later.)
It is about Ann Coulter.