LA SCOOP

By Tequila Mockingbird


 
 
Yeah Yeah, I'm supposed to be on strike but I have to write you. I got up Monday morning and my brand new Skull ring had come from www.Hellkats-LA.COM.
That's Elise's cool company and I was obsessed with that Iggy Pop song that goes, Skull, Fast Cars, Hot Chicks, Money., I made it my new Mantra. So now I got my magic skull like a proper Hindu do! Last night I went to the Magic Castle with my Fairy Godmother Cherie, Erika Larson and her mother, who are the founder's wife and Daughter. We watched Arman Ra play the Thermion and had a great time. I saw Trey from Cabinet of Curiosities there. With the Girl who runs Club Dandy. Then, without a moment to lose, we had the Surf and Turf at the Rainbow. The food there is so yummy, drool!.  Big Mike was at the door, cool, cool, Mario's, the first face I see, still a charmer, and Celine, smiling and taking orders from the Cypress Hill crew there Slash was playing the Whiskey, Lemmy's about to tour Europe, so it was rather a sedate post Halloween evening.
Speaking of Halloween, I spent mine with Alex, Karen, and The Sex Pistols. We went to the Craig Ferguson shoot, which held about 50 people. John Lydon and I had a Kibitz and toast, and bit of the old memory lane. Then Dave from Incest Surfers and a bunch of my pals watched them play Pretty Vacant. Steve Jones had the flu. That the only time I have ever seen him speechless! The Indie 103.1 radio just sucks with out him in his time slot. John is sooooo funny in the interview he said he was fat, fifty, and I'm back. Such honesty, such integrity, He's such a crack up. He had been on the Tonight show with Jay Leno. Watch Sir Dodgy 's most caustic responses! Now they are in London and Glasglow, well, off to rule the world agian.
Check them out in action at www.Rottentv.com
It must be that Punk Rock time of year, I'm going Brendan Mullen's 'Masque and Punker Party' at the Echo in Silverlake. Fear is playing the same night at Safari Sam's so I'm going to be a little crazy!
I was elected Punk of the month in Punk Globe Magazine. What a Surprise. I love my titles, Queen of if the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo 1989, Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade in 1999, and now in 2007, Punk of the month. Yippee!
Tequila TV is on Friday Night's at 11:30 pm on Channel 24 Hollywood Public Access, Time Warner. I am also shooting a lot at my Club Fluffer. Come hear the music for free Thursday at 9pm 1941 Hyperion in Silverlake.Yeah and buy your very own Fluffer tee shirt!
I went to a listening and video party for Junkie XL from Holland. We had great Greek food and wine there, I met Peaches manager too! I was gonna take the girls but they seemed too busy, and besides I was hanging with John Lydon's publicist and I did not want to be distracted....
Junkie XL does lots of video game soundtracks and the video was a hoot, I got  a copy for Tequila TV.
Tom and his Manager Mikael were very nice and down to earth. We talked about Indian Cuisine mostly, and M.S. and I agree that 'a taste of India' next door to Dan Tana's and the Troubadour is a very good restaurant indeed!.
Lily and the Ladies were hanging out with Apollo Staar at the Burgundy room. Lil's dad is Tex Beaumont, I placed one of his songs in Linda Kandel's movie 'Mascara', when I was her music supervisor. Tex's new album is called Confidential
Terrance, is the door man sang at the Hotel Cafe and I went to see him with some friends recently. He is playing Ian's art gallery next door on Wednesday at 9pm fer free and he has a beautiful voice, thick and dark, and gospel.
Score!!! I am in the Pasadena Daily news and Pasadena weekly for the Doo Dah Parade. I haven't read it yet but it sounds positive.
We are having a Doo Dah Party at my club, Club Fluffer on the 29th of November.A number of Doo Dah people will be there, Count Smokula, Madame Pamita, Doo Dah chief  Tom Costen, Tequilabilly, Alvin Pleasant. Mick Farren, Ukeular Winter and more.
I'm having Thanksgiving dinner with Dick and Jane this year, It should be fun a group of our old friends are coming. Sadly, no date for me. Maybe I will meet Mr, Right now soon...you never know!
My friend Leslie is a whiz kid on the Internet. She has placed me no.1 on the search engines. If you want to be no.1 in you business I'll put you in touch with her.
The folks at Interorbial held the first annual Space Fashion show! It was held near LAX as in the airport it was a complete success. Randa Miller brought together many designers to predict the future of Fashion in Space. I am soooo gonna be wearing those clothes, fresh of the runway. Next we will conquer Japan again.
I went to the Velvet Margarita with Teresa Crispo and Rainey and some friends from London who were here dressing Victoria Secret Models at the Kodak Theater. I downed to Margarita's and climbed into bed, I can't drink like I used too and It's just as well. I have a hard on for moderation these days.
The Masque was a blast! Everyone was there. Brendan Mullen's book was the star of the show. Lot's of pictures of us in 1977 during our Punk Glory days. The Pope was there, Janet Cunningham from C.A.S.H., my old agent. Dick and Jane, my fairy godmother photographer, Cherie Gillette, Gaby, Jenny Lens, Bruce from Wall of Voodoo, Elise Thompson and husband Bob Lee, Kay Kay from the Screamers and the Brainiacs with wife Trudy,Shane West, artist- Pancho,  journalist belly dancer Pleasant Gehman, Europa. Don Bolles from Ding a Ling.
Russell, current king of the rainbow just back from the Danzig tour,Billy Zoom from X, I talked to Tito and Charlie from the Plugs and the list goes on and on. We got there at 5pm and It was sold out.One of our friends called it Sweating to the Oldies!
There is a Benefit concert for Theater Theater and my friends Misty and Bill and involved. I waiting for their call to tell you more about it. I saw them when I went to sing at Piano Bar.
The Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade is....
I'll let  you know next week. The ceremonial picking is Sunday and I cannot see into the future except I can hook you up if you want too be in the Parade in January
R.I.P. Denton the Bear, you will be missed brother. Sleep well Teddy boy.
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