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RANT & RAVE WITH JAYNE COUNTY JUDGE JAYNE IS BACK AND EVERYBODYS GOIN TO JAIL TODAY!!! Where shall I start??? Oh my Isis, I have been sooooooooooo pissed off at just about everything lately!!! I got my bitch heels on and ready to stomp holes in peoples toes!!! I got on my high heeled bitch heels and I got my wig hat on my head!!! (Wighat?) Well, will someone say a dirty or a nasty word first to set me off my tree??? How bout, BONO???????? OOOPS, that did it!!!!!!!!!! THAT REALLY DID IT! I know that I have ranted and raved about that over fried piece of possum liver before, but he just will not stop annoying me!!! And its not nice to annoy your Auntie Jayne!!! Cause your Auntie Jayne goes into a HISSIE FIT of rage and flies off the planet surface faster than O. J. Simpson can hide a bloody glove!!! So I will keep the NOMO BONO, to a few short sentences! He has invested in the right wing, RepubliKKKan Nazi rag, Phorbes.* Others on the internet can explain all that better to you, so go to Google and type in Bono and Forbes mag. and it should all come up! Anyway basically he is one big phony, and hypocrite! And he has been hob nobbing with the ENEMY, and has his worn out snake in the grass tongue so far up Unpresident Bushs ass that green RepubliKKKan shit turds are shooting out his ears, like fireworks on Fourth of July!!! Hail, AmeriKa, the Home of the Free and the BULLIES!!! NO I do not HATE Amerika! I hate what these right wing assholes are doing to it. I hate AmeriKa, not AmeriCa!!! Get it? Got it? Good!!! Now, on to bigger and better subjects! I recently guest DJd at Atlantas hottest Rock and Roll happening, TWINKLE DOME. Miss Smooches (I call her that!) is now having the Glam/Punk/Retro night at the famous STAR BAR in Atlantas notorious Little Five Points section! And honey, I mean this in a FAB way, WHAT A FREAK SHOW!!! It was and is simply FANTABULOUS!!! The extremely friendly MIXED crowd, of PUNKS, GLAMORS, HIPPIES, DRAG QUEENS, ROCK AND ROLL TRANSSEXUALS, GAY AND STRAIGHT HUNKS, AND GEORGEOUS LADIES AND WOMEN OF ALL VARIETY danced and paraded their wares to the DJing of Atlantas own Miss Tiny Tears!!! Trina to all her friends, and Tim at work!!!!!!!!! He He! I guest DJ-ed and the happy tunes were a spinning!! Some of the music played are as follows: T. Rex, Blondie, Sex Pistols, Iggy, Bowie, etc. Get the picture? Yes, we see!!! There was also a live band and the night was PURE TRASH!!! Just what all of us need!!! A trashy place to go and see trashy people and listen to trashy, great music! So if you are in the Atlanta area and beyond, COME ON DOWN TO THE STAR BAR ONCE A MONTH! Look in papers for the listings. And I must say that the article that journalist Jonathan did on me for Access Atlanta was a gas! Oh, and while I am thinking of it, to the asshole who is illegally selling Jayne County refrigerator magnets on EBay. FUCK OFF YOU SCUM MOUTHED SHIT HEAD! Where was I? Oh, ok, the Twinkle Dome is Fab so go there when you can. You are promised a GOOD TIME! And while we are on the subject of Atlanta, a big Jayne County FUCK OFF to the Atlanta Police Force, who are behaving like the GESTAPO right out of Nazi Germany! They broke down a poor 92 year old black womens door and SHOT HER DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I want FUCKING FEDERAL TROOPS SENT DOWN HERE TO STOP THIS MURDERING OF GA. CITIZENS!!! This incident is turning into a WORLD WIDE scandal!!! The poor woman lives in a drug infested neighborhood (Hey, can you show me where???!!!???) and drug dealers were often seen dealing drugs on her front lawn! But she was anti drugs and often called the Pigs to complain! The Criminals in Police Uniforms, hacked down her door with an AXE! And WITHOUT informing her who they were and they were in plain clothes!!! A 92 year old woman has trouble HEARING AND SEEING YOU MURDERING PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She of course thought she was being attacked and robbed (She was, of her life!) and grabbed her gun and fired!! As ANY CITIZEN has the right to do if someone you dont know is breaking down your front door!!! The PIGS fired back and SHOT HER DEAD!!! SHAME AND DISGRACE on the Atlanta Police Dept!!!! They should be tried for MURDER in the first degree and the Atlanta Police Dept. should be PUNISHED SEVERELY!!!!!!!!! And dont fucking tell me that this country is NOT turning into a fucking POLICE STATE! Cause it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And anyone who thinks otherwise has their head BURIED IN THE SAND! Hey asshole! The fucking SKY IS FALLING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!!!! Get off you lazy ass and DO SOMETHING!!! Join an organization that helps fight for peoples rights. DEMONSTRATE! Call the news papers and TV stations. Dont just sit there and wait until they come after your Gay brother or black friend!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW. In the immortal words of JIM MORRISON, we want the world and we want it NOW!!!!!!!!!! Up against the wall you Motherfuckers!!!! SMASH THE FASCIST STATE!!!!!!!!!!! WE AINT GONNA TAKE IT!!! WE THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And one more thing about all this shit. LISTEN TO THE ROCK PROPHETS OF THE SIXTIES AND THE 70S PUNK MOVEMENT!!! Play the following songs: 1. For What Its Worth - Buffalo Springfield, 2. Ohio - Crosby Stills Nash and Young 3. Power To The People - John Lennon 3. Anarchy In The UK - Sex Pistols 4. Vietnamese Babies - New York Dolls, (Change lyric to Iraqi Babies.!) 5. The Man Who Sold The World - Bowie or Nirvana version,( although believe it or not LULU did a great cover of this amazing song herself!) 6. WITH GOD ON OUR SIDE AND MASTERS OF WAR BY BOB DYLAN! 7. The Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire 8. Take A Walk In My Shoes - Joe South, 9. Kick Out The Jams - The MC Five!!! 10. Vietnam Rag - Country Joe and The Fish, studio version off the first LP, Electric Music For The Mind And Body.) 11. Unknown Soldier - The Doors 12. Universal Soldier - Donovan or the original by Buffy Saint Marie!!! 13. I Aint A Marchin Anymore - Phil Ochs. That is good for a start! The things you hear will AMAZE and open your eyes!!! YES, there are people who BELIEVE THE SAME AS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, this idiot thought I would add him with Rush The Majic Crack Head, in his top friends list on My Space!!! And the site was the real deal, not a fake make fun of Rush site! So PISS OFF you right wing piss ant! RUSH THE MAJIC CRACK HEAD, HAD A TV SHOW. HE HATED GAYS AND WOMENS LIB, WANTED EVERY ONE TO KNOW. RUSH THE MAJIC CRACK HEAD, HATED JUNKIES TOO. NOW HES A PILL FREAK, RED WHITE AND BLUE, NOW HES A JUNKIE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or the last line will be Pill Freaks come Red White and Blue now hes a Junkie too!!!* I think I just wrote a new song!!! I will be be going into the studio soon with Amber Taylor to record a few new trax. Mayby I can work that one in!!! One song is called, Blue State Girl, Done Got The Red State Blues. It will sound like a mix of Bob Dylan meets Jimmy Reed and Howlin Wolf, played and sang in Punk style and spirit!!! The other song is called Venus With A Penis. Its about a good friend of mine who passed on back in the 90s. Her name was International Crysis. She started back in the sixties and was one of New York Cities, star Trans performers! Ms. Petecia Burns took the name and used it for one of her lps! Like Sophistocated Boom Boom is a Shangra Las song. God, dont some queens have any original ideas of their own??????????????? As you know, Ms. Burns and I USED to be friends untill she INSULTED and dissed me in that horrible book .Antigue Freak. I just hope she dosnt ever run in to me again! There is nothing worse than a TRANSPHOBE!!!! ok. That is all for now my kiddies!!! I hope I got a few of you upset, or freaked out, or at least got you to LAFF till your tits fell off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the reason for this column! Some relief from the hum drum of daily life!!! He He!!! So until next time, goodbye friends!!!!!!!!! XXxxXXxx Jayne County PREVIOUS COLUMN
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