JAYNE COUNTYS
VIEWS OF THE
REPUBLIKKKAN
PRESIDENTIAL
CLOSET CASES
FRED THOMPSON - You can*t even act
even with a decent script, how the HELL you gonna run (Ruin!) the
damn country???????? You should have given up when your High School
math teacher told you to go work at McDonalds!
JOHN MACAIN - The Vietnam War is over
you asshole, AND we lost!!!!!! Shut the fuck up!!!
MIKE FUCKAMEE - You were probably
cute when you were 19 and I may have even picked you up in a Trannie
bar at one time, but all the JESUS shit is pure crap! The only good
thing about a BABTIST is that they don*t hold them under the water
long enough!
RON PAUL - Yes Ron my love, I know
you want us out of Iraq IMMEDIATELY, but how long should witches,
pagans and homosexuals be tied to the stake before setting fire to
it??? MAYOR 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,
9/119/119/119/119/119/119/119/119/119/119/119/ . Now what was his
name again??? Oh yeah New York Mayor 9/11! Hey MARY you look better
in drag! Why don*t you have a sex change and marry the POPE??? Then
you can both do the MUSSILINI all the way to ROME! Or will you both
be having din din at Larry Craig*s house??? Mayby he can give you
some lessons in TAP DANCING???
MITT ROMNEY - Oh shithook, it*s bad
enough having a Catholic or Babtist running!!! Do we really need
some religious extremist PSHCHO who believes that some ancestor of
Donny Osmond found the rest of the BIBLE hidden under a rock??? And
that Native Americans are the Lost Tribes Of Israel??? Or that we
all came from MARS??? What a nutjob! Maybe you can team up with Tom
Cruise and set us all straight with God and with our future UFO
Alien Invader Saviours!!!
WHO ELSE IS RUNNING ON THE
REPUBLIKKKAN SIDE? OH WHO FUCKING CARES??????? THEY ALL NEED TO BE
SPANKED, PUT ON MEDICATION AND FORCED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANN COULTER
WHILE ON SUGAR CUBE LSD!!!
by Jayne County PS. Don*t worry, I
will get around to the DemocratSS soon enough!!!
Photo:Robert Peterson
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