Punk Globe received so many emails asking for more from
the wonderful Jayne County . After Jayne returned from
her smash tour of Europe we contacted Jayne with some
follow up questions. Here is part two of the Jayne
County Interview.
Enjoy!!!!
Punk Globe: Tell us about your relationship with Lady
Bunny?
JAYNE
COUNTY: Well, if I sound mean and vindictive, I
usually ain't! Only when someone messes with me! Other
wise I am quite, and always ready to talk to people
and hear their opinions, even If I don*t agree with
them at all lThe thing about Lady Bunny is that I
really thought she was a good friend, and I can count
my friends on my fingers! She really HURT and
DISAPPOINTED me as a friend. I felt STABBED IN THE
BACK!!! And I found out that she is a FAIR WEATHER
FRIEND as well. She wants to rant and rave about all
her problems and bitch about literally everyone, but
if you do the same back, she ATTACKS you and turns on
you like a rabid raccoon!!! As I said, I am ONLY mean
when someone is intentionally mean to me! Being
intentionally mean and evil to someone is the one
utter sin that I cannot forgive someone of!!! And I
don*t tell lies, I only tell the truth as the truth
should be, and if that is a lie then let me be
damned!!! Don*t turn on that light! I look younger in
pale lighting! I want magic magic!!! There is nothing
more vulgar that a naked light bulb! Please,
hand me the pink Chinese lantern! No, No, don*t turn
on the light, I want MAGIC, MAGIC!!! Operator,
operator, I am trapped, give me the fire department I
am trapped, FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! Is that my gentleman
caller??? Young man, young, young, young YOUNG, man!!!
Well, I have often depended on the kindness of
assholes!!! And if I have to lie, cheat, murder, and
suck every cock in town, I promise as Isis as my
witness, I WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!!!!! Shall we
dance????? *Twist again Ike we did last summer!!!!!*
Well, unfortunately, I met that horrible, nasty drag
queen, one of my
shows at the Pyramid club! She looked nothing like she
does now! Her drag used to be more plainer. She had no
image at all! THEN, I went off to England and all of a
sudden I pick up a magazine thinking I see a picture
of me and it is Lady Bunny in Wayne County drag!!! She
has *adopted* the entire image for herself! I hate
that fucking bitch. The three people in the entire
world that have riped me off the most are !. David
Bowie 2. Hedwig (DeadWig) 3. Lady Bunny. Rolling Stone
mag. once said that I was the most riped off artist of
all time! I used to keep quite about it, but now since
I am an old, bitter left wing, anarchist, tranny,
living in the backward, still pissed off about losing
the Civil War, red state of Georgia, I figure. WHAT
THE HELL!!! I could die soon. Walk out in front of a
fucking garbage truck or die in a car or motorcycle
accident right out of a Shangra Las* record!! Why
should I hold back. Who am I worried about
offending??? What are those people doing for me!!!
NOTHING!!! Nothing but using my ideas and image for
their own
commercial purposes! Fuck them. And I HATE Gene
Simmons as well! Right wing Fascist asshole!!! Where
was I??? Oh this strong coffee from Peru is making me
totally wired!!! I feel like I was just launched off
of a rocket pad!!! I will definitely have to take
extra Zoloft later to calm down!!! Isis, I wish I had
a fucking Vicadin!!!! Hmmmm, I am going
to pour me a glass of wine! Where was I??? Oh yestra!!!
That fucking, Bitch, Lady Bunny!!! Anyway, everyone
was saying to me in London. * Oh Jayne, there is this
drag queen in NYC who dressed just like you did years
ago!!! Just like Wayne County, 1973, at the Club 82!!!
And right, so I freaked out!!! And sure enough if you
take an old pic of Wayne and put it next to Lady
Bunny, they are the same!!! We actually became friends
for a few years until it became evident that she was
STILL stealing my image!!! Once I was staying at her
place, a real PIG PEN, down on Greenwich Ave. in the
West Village, and I had done such a fab job on my eyes
that night, totally Dusty Springfield on the cover of
her *Greatest Hits LP The one with the pink cover with
*The Look Of Love * on it!.. We were going out
together to see a Blue Lips show with Anthony, and she
had totally copied my eye make up EXACTLY the same.
She just looked at me with that wicked, evil,
psychotic look she has, and smiled a smile that was
right out of *All About Eve!!!* Eve Evil, Evil Eve
Harrington! Oh you look fab, Miss Channing, you look
sexy Miss Channing, here let me do that for you Miss.
Channing!!!* Jayne (Miss Channing) you are AGELESS,
she used to say to me!!! She was on a show in England,
and
I got television calls from London saying they saw me
on TV!!! And how many times have I got called *Lady
Bunny* when I have gone out, using my Dusty image!!! I
still use that teased up Dusty look alot of times and
I always get some jerk coming up to me and asking me
if I am her. Or saying, oh hi Bunny!!! It makes me
want to throw up my small colon!!! Anyway, so
Bunny started to get really nasty and coy with me over
the years, so I finally had to say, get the fuck away
from me girl!!! She used to call me up on the phone
and then when she was thru with the conversation, she
would just hang the phone up without saying a word!
Also she became very critical of me. . And honey she no more looks like a real
woman than Wayne did!!! I now have absolutely have
NOTHING to do with her at all. Not long ago when we
were still speaking, she sent me horrible email
attacking me on all fronts of my
being! Really horrible! So now the word is out that I
am going to whip her fucking Tennessee ass all the
back to the banks of the Chattanooga river!! I won*t
say what will happen when I run in to her. But let me
just say this. She better be able to run fast!!!!!!!
And, I have written and recorded a new song about her
called *Picture Perfect* and it is going to be on my
soon to be released double CD, Wayne/Jayne
anthology!!! And there is a really insulting painting
I did of her up on the wall at the Hung art show at
CBGBs!
Punk Globe: Can you give us more detail about the
BBC Documentary that you are working on?
JAYNE COUNTY: Oh the BBC docu I am doing, oh yes,
another one!!! Is about the Genesis of the Glam
movement. You know, the roots, the early beginnings!
Before people like Bowie, Garry Glitter, The Sweet,
etc, hijacked it!!! OOOO! Did you know that Gary
Glitter had to flee England and is now living in an
Arabic country! Child porn!!!!! Can you believe
that??? What a world!!! Anyway, the BBC are
filming me in NYC and are treating me like The Queen
Of Sheba!!! I guess they will try to get me drunk and
spill the beans on everyone, as usual!!!!!
Punk Globe: I understand that you played Scrabble
with Bette Midler one evening can you tell us about
that?
JAYNE COUNTY: Oh no Ginger!!! You had to ask about
Bette Middler!!!!!!! Oh, hear we go again! Well, if
anyone reading this is a fan of Bette Middler then you
better get outta town fast cause she really was evil
to me!!! AND I
was really nice to her!!! I was out in LA visiting my
friend Constance. Constance Cooper is this fab drag
queen and artist and actor who does the most amazing
Rock shows. It is beyond Alice Cooper, who is now a
right wing born again Christian idiot now anyway! Can
you believe that? I even emailed him (Vince) and
told hm how disappointed I was in him!!! He never
emailed me back! Anyway Constance Cooper is better! So
I was in LA and me, Constance, Holly Woodlawn, Alexis
Del Largo and Bette Middler were all invited to Malibu
to visit Mark Shaman and Scott
Witman, the people behind *Hairspray* on Broadway, and
alot of other famous things going on, It was a
beautiful house right on the beach (I am not really a
beach girl!!!) and it was so fun. We ate, and watched
crazy videos and screamed at the half naked muscle men
on the beach and basically got up to alot of fun.
Well, Ms. Middler came late and she was very nice and
civil especially being around a bunch of drag queens
and trannys! Well, she knew who I was, cause she was
around in the *old* days in NYC doing the Baths and
all. And Max*s was going and I was some of the Bowie
parties etc. (Got a story on that as well!!!) Anyway,
we sat down to do a game of scrabble It was me, Bette,
Constance and one of her black back up singers. Well,
she absolutely refused to call me SHE!!!
Although everyone was correcting her and trying to
educate her in the proper way to refer to a male to
female transexual!!! But
she refused, even when I corrected her numerous times
myself! She was a complete TRANSPHOBE!!!!! I was
SHOCKED!!! And so HURT!! Here is the famous,
supposedly, gay and tranny friendly Diva of them
all, and all she could do was constantly INSULT MY
GENDER AND TRY TO HURT MY FEELINGS!!! She so
DISRESPECTED me!!! I still can*t believe that she is
so NARROW MINDED AND UN-PROGRESSIVE!!! What a
depressing surprise and rude awakening that was!!!
I wouldn*t give her a pot to piss in now even if her
bigoted bladder exploded all the way to Mount
Sinai!!!!!!! Hey, don*t burn me at the stake, I am
only the messenger!!! I am only giving you my
experiences with
the rich and famous!! If they all turn out to be
assholes, honey it ain*t my fault!! I am only
reporting back to the troops!!! Put the wagons in a
circle, here they come, THE RUDE AND INSULTING RICH
AND FAMOUS ASSHOLES!!!!!!! Well, at least I got a good
new song outta it! It*s called *Don*t Call Me He!!!*
And it exposes Ms. Middler for what she
really is!!! A phony bigot!!!
Punk Globe: There is a
rumor about you having a fling with Chris Spedding.
Can you give the readers the truth?
JAYNE COUNTY: DID YOU SAY CHRIS SPEDDING??????? Oh no
Ginger!!!! Here I go again!!! How do you manage to hit
on the subjects where ALL THE DIRT is!!!!!!???????
Chris Spedding!!! Well, shit, where to begin on this
one!!!??? Well I guess I will just hit it right on the
head! HE GAVE ME SCABIES!!!!!!! He picked me up one
night in a sleazy after hours NYC tranny bar called
*The 220~* It was a real sleaze hole! And full of
drugs and pool playing tattooed trannies! Really
rough! I had no idea and neither did he, who we
were!!! Neither one of us knew who the other one was.
As far as we knew it was just an anonymous sex pick
up!!! Well when we got back to his place, he had a
juke box and I went over to it and I noticed right
away that is was full of Chris Speeding and Roxy Music
etc records! And then suddenly it dawned on me!!! Oh
my ISIS I just picked up Chris Spedding!!!!!!! I knew
who he was cause I played his stuff when I was DJing
at Max*s, especially *Mororbiking* and his great
version of *Wild In The Streets.* Well, the song does
speak about a transvestite, and well, here he is, a
tranny fucker!!! Just like David Bowie!!!!!!! Well,
what transpired was so DISGUSTING that I can hardly
write about it even today!!! So I must take a break!
And get all ready to tell you about one of the most
awful sexual experiences of my life!!!! .
Anyway, when it finally downed on each of us who we
were, it really freaked up both out!!! I always
thought he was so gorgeous and all. But he was highly
nervous and twitchy. He was coked outta his mind, His
eyes were like Frisbees*!!! His bed was all a mess and
I didn*t want to lie on it! It looked as if it hadn*t
been changed in 6 months!!! I would have been happy
just giving him a blow job and leaving, but he started
the begging to be fucked thing and it really freaked
me out beyond belief!!! Even if I could have done it,
I wouldn*t have, cause HEY I AM THE WOMAN HONEY. IF
YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED UP THE ASS, GO TO A GAY BAR!!!!!
So I virtually FLED IN HORROR!!! And to make it all
even weirder, a bit later, I played Toronto and he had
moved there and gotten himself sorted out. I was told
anyway. So I am o;n stage, and I hear all this guy
yelling, and hooting. You know really guy stuff, like,
*Take out your tits.*, and *Show us your pussy!!!*
Etc. And it got kind of loud. So eventually I realized
who it was, and my guitar player told me as well. It
was CHRIS SPEDDING and his, loud, obnoxious band! So
honey, you know me! I stated reading him and the band
from the stage! Really getting them crazy and pointing
g them out to the audience and saying things like.*Hey
look, a table full of tranny fuckers!!!* I wonder if
they
can get it up??* *You think they are coked out, and
will have trouble getting their cocks all hard so we
can such them off???* You know really letting them
have it with both barrells!!! And then I really
lowered the boom!!! I said *The next song is called
*You Look Real Cool But You*re Bad In Bed!!!* And it*s
dedicated to Chris Spedding who gave me SCABIES!!!
Well honey, you could hear the entire audience gasp
with shock and surprise!!! And Chris and his table of
loud *cocky* boys got suddenly really quiet!!! He He
He!!! And I went into *Bad In Bed* and by the time the
song finished the entire band including poor Chris had
slinked out the back door with their tails between
their legs as well as their injured cocks! Well,
honey, that is what happens when you wear your balls
on top of your head! Some tranny knocks them off. But
only after licking them real good!!! He He!!! I guess
you could say that I am a girl that definitely KISSES
AND TELLS!!!!! He He!!! So if you fuck with Jayne, you
better behave or I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!! I
have a big mouth and honey I like
Punk Globe: Were you friendly with the guys in The
Clash Jayne?
JAYNE COUNTY: Well, the Clash were a great band. And
they grew into a more rock band really. But I love
rock so that was OK with me. I still love the first LP
the best though. But I did think that they were a bit
*hypocritical* about singing anti AmeriKan songs
like *I*m So Bored With The U. S. A.* and then then
coming over and going for the AmeriKan green stuff! I
guess they weren*t so bored with all the things that
AmeriKan money could give them!!! Socialists, until
they started working for the *Yankey Dollar!!!* But
that dosn*t bother me now. I love that song and think
it is even more true now!!! Especially with the
current administration. I DETEST BUSH AND THE FUCKING
FASCIST CLOSET CASE REPUBLIKKKANS WITH A PASSION!!! I
am an ANARCHIST!!! Bush and his over fed, too rich,
asshole, so called *Christian* scumbags can kiss my
ROYAL SHITTY ASSHOLE!!! Forcing their far right
wing, fundamentalist, false Christian bull shit on the
American people is so SHAMEFUL that it makes me
literally
VOMIT!!! Pushing civil rights back 70 years in this
country is SHAMEFUL AND EVIL!!! America went from
being a great world power, giving freedom and hope to
the entire world to being a bloodsucking VAMPIRE!!!
Sucking the OIL from backward, third world countries
and destroying other cultures and replacing them with
a corrupt, disgusting, twisted version of Democracy!
Invading and chastising other countries for letting
religious fundamentalists take over their countries,
then letting the religious nuts take over AmeriKKKa!!!
They are CRAZY, and PHYCHOTIC,, and need
to be put on heavy medication. They speak to God, well
honey so did Joan Of Arc and they burned her at the
stake!!! People who hear voices and think that it is
God talking to them need to be put in a mental
hospital and treated for metal disorders! Like Pat
Robinson and his mentally handicapped False Prophets
claiming to be Christians when they are just the same
old KKK, Nazi,, demon possessed zombies from Planet
Nutsville!!! When the President talks to
God, PEOPLE DIE!!! No one died when Clinton got a blow
job under the table from that ugly whore MoniKKKa
Lowerinsky!!!! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE PRESIDENT BUSH
A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN IMPEACH HIM!!!!!!!
oooPS. Sorry! I always get carried away when I get on
my political soap box! I hope I offended you
RepubliKKKans out there, cause you need it!!! As far
as I am concerned, it is WAR in this country and I
know which side I am and am not on!!! So the CLASH!!
Yes, a great, left, leaning British Punk band.
Everything Bruce Springsteen didn*t have the nerve to
do, back then. He has thankfully redeemed himself
though! Now I love Bruce! When I was recording my
second LP, *Storm The Gates Of Heaven* at the Markee
studios in London, The Clash were recording next door
for their second LP! Joe Strummer came in and hung out
with us. We got on like a house on fire. We were very
similar in our political belief systems, so we talked
a mile a minute. He was very concerned about us
entering into a time of political repression similar
to the one portrayed in George Orwells*s *1984.* I had
just re read the book and totally agreed with Joe*s
stand on the subject.. He was totally right, but just
a little late! We are now entering into 1984!!!!!!! We
spoke about the Wiemar Republic in Germany! How loose
and decadent everything became just before the Nazis
took over. First it was *Anything Goes.* then it was
*Everything*s Gone!!!* Loved Joe and his left wing
stand and his gravelly vocals on that first LP. A
classic political rock LP!!! Like a LP version so
Barry MaQuires *Eve Of Destruction.* Which reminds me,
I loved Johnny Thunders acoustic version of that song!
After my double CD anthology that is coming out in a
couple of months, I am going into the studio and
recording my fave all time *Punk* songs. One of them
of course is going to be *I*m So Bored With The USA* I
already have a rave up version of the Dead Kennedy's
*Calif. Uve Allies* recorded complete with Arnold
Swartzniggers vocals!!! It is a hoot. The NYC band The
She Wolves did that with me. It will be a bonus track
on my Punk Tribute CD.entitled *1977, The Real
Story!!!* My most fondest memories of Joe Strummer was
hanging out with him at The Peppermint Lounge in the
late seventies and very early eighties. One night, I
had stopped off there on my way to a wild, tranny bar
uptown. I asked Joe if he wanted to come with me.
He said *No Jayne! You are the only tranny for me!!!*
Oh he was a sweetie!!! Poor Joe, what a dream boy! I
wish I could see him again! I guess one day I will. Up
in Rock and Roll Heaven!!!!! I can hear the jam now!!!
Joe Strummer and The Bobby Fuller Four on * I Fought
The Law,* with Buddy Holly, Gene Vincent and Eddie
Cochran!!! Now that is Punk!!!
Punk Globe: In what year did you move from NYC to
Atlanta? I heard you were doing a band with Sylvain
Sylvain is that true?
JAYNE COUNTY: A band with Sylvain, where did that
rumor come from!!??? That is news to me! He was
SUPPOSED to be on *Calif. Uber Allies* with me and the
She Wolves but he just suddenly disappeared! Just like
in the movie
*Forgotten!!!* I have in the past appeared with
Sylvain, and he played guitar on *Fuck Off* at the
Glitter Dome in Atlanta three years ago, but that is
it!!! But I hope he will play on my Punk tribute CD!!!
Punk Globe: When Billy Gould (Faith No More) ran
into you in Berlin was that your headquarters? Michael
Schmidt told me that he had heard you were doing a
play about your life there.
JAYNE COUNTY: What???? Oh my Isis! How do these things
get so twisted??? A play on my life in Berlin!!! Wow,
that is way off! How many bags of coke had Michael
snorted when he told you that one??? No, I was in
Berlin only last March, appearing in the Ramone*s
musical, *Gobba, Gobba, Hey!* I did three songs.
*Somebody Put Something In My Drink*, *I Wanna Be Your
Girlfriend*, and *Blitzkrieg Bop.* They are trying to
get it to run in London and NYC but Joey*s estate are
giving the producers a really hard time! They are
acting like Joey was Elvis, The Beatles and Frank
Sanatra all rolled in to one!!! That is too bad. It is
such a great show! Tommy Ramone is all for it. Tommy
is such a nice guy. He played drums on my original
Bowie, Mainman demos in 1973!!! The *Beat On The Brat*
scene that takes place up on *53rd and Third* is so
scary and Erie!!! The kids need to see this!!!
Punk Globe: I remember running into Constance at
the night she is hostess at The Roosevelt Hotel Bar by
the swimming pool and she told me how she had written
an email to an "alleged film maker " who excluded a
few key players of the punk movement. in his
documentary. Constance wrote this to him "To not
include Jayne County in a Movie about Punk Rock is
like not including Little Richard when you are doing a
documentary about 50's Rock n Roll.". You are indeed a
"Trail Blazer" for us all. Tell the readers about the
new CD you plan on releasing? I can't wait to do a the
song with you, Constance, and Holly.
JAYNE COUNTY:Yes, that Don Lett's left me out of that
crappy film, *Punk Attitude* all because I couldn*t
make the interview cause my Father was in the hospital
with cancer and had to have an entire kidney and mass
around it as big as a soft ball, removed!!! And he had
ALREADY interviewed me and I had no idea he couldn*t
use the footage but I wasn*t even told that!!! He
could have at least put me in anyway! Some of the
people in the stink pot of a joke film, were DEAD!!!
Hello!!! I didn*t fucking see an interview with them
BUT they were still in the watered down, mainstream,
lie of a movie!!! NO EXCUSE!!! And he never payed me
for that other film I did for him way back in the 70*s
either!!! That
live at the Roxy thing, I can*t even remember the name
of it. But it keeps being released and I want to know.
WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY!!! What a RIP OFF!!! I am
getting a lawyer and I am suing him!!! And the movie
wasn*t nothing but a bunch of Johnny come latelys
jumping on the Punk band wagon!!! A bunch of POSERS!!!
People like me paved the way for all those idiots who
simply cashed in on a movement that they did not help
create at all!! LOSERS!!! And I feel so sorry for the
public who are being taken in by all this false
representation of Punk! They are being taken for a
ride and RIPED OFF!!! How sad!!! I hope Polly
Styrafoam Big Butt comes back as a rat, and she gets
chopped up and served in a Chinese Restaurant as Sweet
and Sour Pork!!! Egg Foo Rat Polly! May Buddha shit on
her face after eating 24 MC Donald*s cheeseburgers!!!
How do you spell Buddha anyway??? Don Lett's is a
terrible film maker because he does a SLOP of a job
and creates lies instead trying to uncover the truth!
He is inept!!! Re writing history is bad karma! Ask
Polly! Well. I am coming to LA early next
year to record Ginger, Holly, Constance and me all
together!!! We are going to be called The Shangra La's
On Bad Acid!!! We are recording at least two songs.
One cover and one original written by yours truly!!!
The cover may be a Punked up version of the Shangra
La*s *You Can Never Go Home Anymore!* And I have an
original called *We Are The Transgeneration!* I can*t
wait! Us girls def. need to be in the studio
together!!! Howie Pyro is putting the band together! I
want some star players as well! Hopefully, Tim
Armstrong, would be great! OOO and he is sooooooooooo
cute and sexy!!!!!!! And a few Sex Pistols and
assorted Blondie's! I want Jimmy to play organ on *Transgeneration~!*
It will be a super kool record! It will be a bonus
track on my British CD of new material. That CD will
be a protest CD. Very political and sexually diverse.
All anti government and Bush, and explicit lyrics the
most *obscene* lyrics ever written and presented on a
CD. Nothing held back!!! I will probably be
arrested and ordered to leave the country which is
fine with me. It*s not my country anymore, anyway!
I will move somewhere where they don*t have repressive
laws against Transgender people or Gay people in
general! A country that doesn*t want to force a set of
narrow morals up my fat, tranny asshole!!! A country
that respects sexual diversity and does not want to
repress and take away the rights of individuals who
disagree with the government! That used to happen in
Nazi Germany and Communist Russia, now we have people
in AmeriKKKa who want to do the very same thing that
we used to criticize and invade countries for!!! What
a world! I say BLOW IT ALL UP!!!
Punk Globe: tell us about life in Atlanta? You told
me that you a driving a Car and riding a bicycle. How
long has it been since you have driven? Do you watch
alot of TV and go see Movies?
JAYNE COUNTY: Yes, I am a driver now! He He! I have a
2003 Buick! Also I love riding my bike! I go up to the
Silver Trail, bike road and pedal my little southern
heart out!!! You should see me in my bike helmet! I
usually wear it with a Bewitched t. shirt, American
Indian moccasins, red shinny pedal pushers and no make
up. Well, just a bit of pink lips, and maybe just a
little bit eye shadow. or maybe some rosy cheeks,! But
no make up! Sometimes I go out riding after temptation
overcomes me and I eat an entire bag of Crystal
burgers! (White Castle!) I like to dip them in the
chili! It makes me fart to high heaven and you can
hear me farting a mile a minute as I pedal thru the
trees and flowers! And they are loud farts as well!
Sounds like a race car engine!!! I am sure that if the
Bush administration bottled my farts that they could
be used as rocket propeller!!! Oh shit I have missed
Jay Leno's monologue!!! I was recording *Nip and Tuck*
and forgot!
Well I am a telly addict! I tape tons of stuff. My
faves are *Leave It To Beaver*, *Nip and Tuck*, X
Files re runs, old *Twilight Zones* and *One Step
Beyond.* Also I like old Bikini Beach movies. Just
taped a great one with special guests The Castaways,
singing one of my fave songs of all time. *Liar,
Liar!!!* Debbie recorded a great version of that song
on the *Married To The Mob* soundtrack! The Standells
were on the Munsters. Love that! Love all that
*classic* TV stuff!!! I wish they would put back the
*Donna Reed Show* and *My Three Sons*, & *The Patti
Duke Show*, and *Dobie Gillis!!!* TV Land has gotten
as shitty as Nick at Night if that is possible!!! They
put the best shows on early in the morning. Assholes.
Great shows like *Green Aches*, *The Dick Van Dyke
Show*, and *Leave It To Beaver* which by the way is
coming out on DVD soon!!! I already got the first and
second seasons of *Bewitched.* Which is your fave
Darren? I like them both! And I love Tabitha and Adam.
But my very fave is of course is Endora! Agnes
Moorehead is so fab in that! I love her. I sometimes
go out as Endora on Holloween, and sometimes I just go
out as her anyway! It gets a great reaction and I get
a chance to call everyone Derwood!!! Derwood, Darwin,
Ding Bat!!! I don*t go to may movies. But I do
sometimes. I like the Science Fiction, and Horror
ones. I loved *Birth*,*The Village*, *Godsend*, and *Gothaka*.
Oh yes and that really creepy one, The Ring! The Ring
Two was way better that the Ring one!!! And *Darkness*
and *The Grudge* were creepy too! I saw the original
Japanese *Grudge* on telly last night. OOOO. it was
super scary. Better than the AmeriKan one. Way more
creepy! And more scary scenes! And I have ordered
classic DVDs by mail as well. I got *Priveledge* with
Paul Jones. He was the singer from Manfred Mann. He is
now a Christian, but one of the few *good* ones. I met
him at a party for the BBC in London a few years ago.
He was really nice to me and we had photos done and I
can*t find the damn things!!! Pete Burns was there and
oh what a mess!!! That queen in on Cloud 78!!!!!!! And
she steals your make up!!! And who else, oh yes and
some of the Animals, and the Yardbirds!!! Oh and one
of the Zombies! I was in heaven cause I am a HUGE
British Invasion buff!!!
Punk Globe: You have also began doing your Art
again. Tell us about your accomplishments?
JAYNE COUNTY: My art is coming along really great. I
am actually now selling art pieces at art shows. I had
a really successful run in Boston recently. My pieces
can be seen in the up and coming *Hung* exhibition, at
the CBGB*s Gallery from Nov. 30th thru Dec. and early
Jan! I specialize in *Penis Tree* drawings and
paintings. I am finishing up one called *Penis Tree
Crucifixtion.* Another one is called *Rockin Round The
Penis Tree.* My fave is one of Lady Bunny called *Lady
Bunny Has a Green Penis!!!* It will be up for sell, so
go see it as soon as you can! Another one is called
*The Ziggy Stardust Conspiracy.* My paintings are,
lude, vulgar, horrifying and highly controversial! All
done in metallics. Some are in glitter and look like
Xmas cards! Xmas. Xmas. Christmas. Christmass. Mass of
Christ. The Catholic re named Birthday of Nimrod or
birthday of Saturn. Called Saturnalia. I also do
paintings on egg cartons. I have one on an egg carton
called *Merry Fucking Christmas!!!*
Punk Globe: Ms. Jayne, Tell us all about your
recent tour that you did?
JAYNE COUNTY: Last question!!! I finished early!!!
Well, what was the question??? Shit, I forgot! Oh, my
last Euro tour. It was super, but it really tired me
out! Sweden was beautiful! They had to stop the show
in the middle cause the audience was rioting! I had no
idea that I was that well known over there! Boys
grabbing at me trying to touch me and being mobbed on
my way to the bath room!!! It was a hoot! The London
show was a sell out as well. Chrissy Hinds daughter
was there! Poor Chrissy was in the hospital having her
gall bladder removed! Shit honey, time waits for no-
one!!! Alot of trendy bands but I don*t keep up well.
In Sweden the drummer for the Hives, and in London
some of the Super Furry Mamals, and Frank Fernando who
ever the fuck they are! Or Ferdenanzz or something
like that. And some of the old gang like Spitz Energy,
members of the Adverts and a few of my old tricks!! He
he!!! Oh and Patti Pallid in and Anita Pallenberg. The
big surprise of the tour was Oslo, Norway!!! The
country is so green and beautiful, and so peaceful,
but then when you get in to the city of OSLO all Hell
breaks loose!!! You talk about freedom! Fuck yoy Bush,
those people have FREEDOM!!! And no hypocritical.,
religious, nut jobs breathing down your neck! Alot of
Pot smoking and drug taking but no one was freaking
out. I was like they all knew when to stop or just how
much to do! And the sex is wide open. But all safe!
And the prostitutes are all registered and go to the
health clinic once a month and get a *get out of jail
card*! And all sorts of prostitutes. Male, female,
trannies, gay, straight, trans etc. It was like a sex
buffe!!! A Disneyland for prostitutes!!! And they love
Rock and Roll and American culture but they hate the
AmeriKan government and King George Bush. My kind of
people!!! In fact, when I move back to Europe, Oslo is
high on my list!!! Berlin is great as well, Oslo was
really special and the kids are super friendly and
speak perfect English! In fact, in all of
Scandinavia, they speak perfect English. They start
learning English a four years of age! They should do
that in this country!!!! He he! In the Checz Republic
they speak hardly no English at all. They speak
Russian cause of the 50 year Communist occupation.
They are also very cool people. Friendly and eager to
learn! The clothes are dirt cheap and great stuff!!!
The food is good too. Slavic food is fab! There is a
Neo Hippie movement there at the moment. Kids, really
young, walking around the square in long hair,
phychedellic clothes and flowers in their hair!! It
was very strange! I felt like I was in San Francisco*s
Haight Ashbury section in 1967!!! I half expected The
Jefferson Airplane or Janis Joplin to jump out of the
bushes any second! The only bad thing is that people
really
STARE
at you there!!! I walked around with my bass player
who has a blue Mohawk and we were stared at
constantly. Even on buses, the people would stare at
us from their windows! Also you can buy alot of Nazi
and Communist military shit there! And cheap! Hats,
helmets, medals, coats. boots etc. The Nazi helmets
with the swastika emblems were really amazing!!! I
bought one for 10 pounds! I hate the Nazis and all
that horrible shit, but the clothes are really
interesting from a historical point of view. They were
tailored and made really well. And the ironic part was
that they were all made by Jewish tailors! Hey my
spelling is shitty. Please correct it if you have
time!!! I APOLOGIZE FOR MY SHITTY SPELLLING!!! Anyway,
the Euro tour was a huge success. and I am returning
in the spring for another one. This time I am doing,
Paris and Amsterdam among others! Yes, the ROCK AND
ROLL TRANNY BITCH IS BACK!!! I got my BITCH HEELS on
and I am ready to rock till I drop!!! Spreading my
message of true freedom and Rock and Roll madness to
one and all! So, cut those puppet strings and tell
your masters to go and fuck a wooden donkey! Don*t
fall for all that fake pro war and Government
propaganda brainwashing!!! Cut loose! Let it all hang
out! Let Rock and Roll take you to a better place!
Rebell and resist! Drop out and become a problem!
Upset and piss them off! And remember.....
Oh my Isis. Today is a
new day, and I took extra Zoloft! That coffee from
Peru made me nuts!!!!! What do they put in that??? I
felt like I had just snorted eight bags of coke!!! Oh
and they have great coke in Europe! The coke you get
in NYC is really horrible and dangerous as well!
They cut it with all sorts of weird things, like Mr.
Clean and Baby Blue
Toilet Cleanser!!! If you are in NYC, don*t bother
with the coke. Just take alot of Vicadin or Retilin.
Retilin is the new drug. Ground it up and snort it
like coke, It is Fab!!! And Provigel, that is good to.
It works on the brain not the nervous system and it is
great for solving problems and going non stop until
you get that interview done, finished Gone With The
Wind for the ninth time, or finally clean those damn
filthy windows!!!! But don*t take it if you are
flying! I flipped out
really bad a couple of times at Homeland Security at
the airport, and they almost arrested me!!! I was
really horrid! I pulled up my Beatles t.shirt, and
grabbed my tits and pushed them together and screamed,
*Here, take my tits and search them as well, they
might contain a bomb!!!* They were not amused to
say the least!!! And to make it worse, one of the
nasty security guards was a woman, and I was screaming
at her in German! She shit enough bricks to build a
Baptist church!!! I said, *Don*t you see what is
happening in AmeriKKKa???*We are turning into a
FASCIST STATE and you are helping!!!*. She got really
freaked and walked away!!! Now we have a United States
Of Europe, with Germany basically running everything.
They even have an army again and one currency now.
It is weird because the countries that make up the EEC
are the same ones that Germany has wanted all along!
If you look at a map, it is almost the exact same! The
German map of that day included all the territory that
now comprises the German led EU!!!!!!! No one but a
few are noticing this!!! AND, here is the bigger
surprise, the land also comprises the same land of the
German Holy Roman Empire!!! So this is basically a
resurrection of the Holy Roman Empire under German
rule. Oh boy, and now the Pope is German. Honey, you
do the history lesson!!! Not many people know that I
studied history and I wanted to be a historian and
archaeologist at one time in my life. I wanted to
discover the Lost Continent Of Atlantis and dig at the
ruing of Troy! So I want to encourage everyone to
watch the news in Europe and see what a big surprise,
AmeriKKKa is going to have when they suddenly realize
what is really going on in Europe!!! And I love
Europe! I tour there all the time. The people are so
open minded and love American culture but HATE AND
DESPISE the AmeriKKKan government!!! I just hope that
this *new* Europe remains so open and liberal! But who
knows? The world is so unstable right now, the worst
it has been since just before World War 11 and that is
a bit scary!!! Sometimes I feel like us freaks are the
Wiemar Rupublic, just before the big Nazi crackdown!
You know, it always goes up and down. Open then
closed. Liberal then conservative. Accepting or
repressive!!! I have a horrible feeling in my gut that
the good carefree times are coming to an end and it is
a shame!!! I hope that ROCK AND ROLL and PUNK
can carry the torch!!! Help spread the word of
individualism!!! If we lose that ,WE ARE FUCKED!!! A
bunt of resistance for the coming crackdown on our
personal freedoms!!!
*NO MATTER HOW YOU VOTE, YOU ARE STILL GOING TO GET A
FUCKING GOVERNMENT!!! So,,,fuck um!!! See you all in
Rock and Roll Heaven one day! Keep the faith and ROCK
TILL YOU DROP!!! Mucho Love!!! Jayne County!!!
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