choking

santa

 

 

By Colleen Caffeine

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its the season and I ponder

as I cut hair and watch the Christmas shoppers out yonder

Santa's fluffy white beard I took a gaze

and wonder why my female client did not shave

a full moustache she was sporting

would any man come a courting?

did she notice the black fur growing on her lips?

or the results of holiday pies that inflated her hips?

I should be thinking of joy and cheer

but I cant get my mind off her beard

during this busy season we must still be aware

to look in the mirror and check lip hair

Happy Holidays to everyone

in the words of the Karate Kid, wax off, wax on

compliments of Colleen Caffeine